Robinette Form Submission
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2002
Time: 23:21:32 GMT

Why on earth do you want to become an honorary Robinette?

'Cause, then I'd be all shiny and happy and keeeeeeeeewl...Or, because I'm bored and the voices inside my head deem it so. Pick a number, sit down, and make sure not to piss off the amazon-guy.

Have you ever started a thread about Robin Finck on a message board *not* dedicated to nine inch nails or guns n'roses?

I may have, but I don't remember

Do you drive the people you know CRAZY by constantly mentioning Robin Finck?

Well, not *all the time*, but I have my days!

If you are a nin fan, would you consider going to see GNR, braving the Fat Sweaty Axl, just to get a glimpse of Robin?

OOOOOH! YEAH BABY! Anything for RRRRROBIN!

If you are a GNR fan, would you consider going to see nin, braving the hordes of people in black, just to get a glimpse of Robin?

Doesn't apply, I LIKE nin! Trent is the *man*, and whats wrong with wearing black?!

Have you ever seen Robin live in concert?

(none)

Have you ever had any sort of personal experience with our man, ROBIN?

Suuuuuuuuuuure. We were all happily skipping, and I thinck the wittle bird was doped outta his mind. Oh well! Bob was a soner baby, who cares? Well, anyho...We came upon this magical fountain of Coke Floats housing the Great Fffznchick (don't ask how you pronouce that, I dunno. You just kinna try not to address him directly), who was surrounded by many chibi Mansos from different eras (and a chibi Trent, who was doing unmentionable things involving mass BBQ sauce). So, I asked him, "Eh...Great...Uh, sir? Why're you...?" And he said, "Mmm! Chicken!"...And he stole Wobbin. Then me n' my brother went on a mystic quest to retrieve him, on the way befriending everyone from Lemmingwinks to Neil Gaiman...And of course, the victory party. Oh, the victory party...Yoga is our friend. mmyep...

Then I woke up and realized that the Sandman is a really fincked up person.

Last Minute Plea:

Ummm...Please let me join? I'm confused and insane. Plus, I have fishies. Lotsa fishies. A fishie will do ye good. Eck....rrrrobin...ssschonk! moose kadankjk...

Duck's note: wow.... how can I refuse?! ;)